Archive for the ‘idiots’ Category

Smartest Prez-o-dunt evah does it again

March 21, 2012

Via Just One Minute, Obama “57th state” the Jeenyus gets another one wrong:
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Don’t mention this post to anyone, it’s a secret (Obama’s a Muslim)

March 14, 2012

This guy, by writing this article, is doing exactly what he chastises the pollsters for doing. I had not even heard of this poll until I stumbled on this column. My question is, why are 40+% of Mississipians so unaware of Obama’s religion?

Seriously, I think the guy is an atheist who is Christian when it’s convenient. I believe he didn’t even pay attention to Reverend Wright for 20 years.
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Chubby Bailiff Wrassling

March 7, 2012

From the Funny Fatty Files

“Courtroom brawl caught on tape”- do you _have_ to be tubby to be a courtroom bailiff? These guys hilariously waddle around trying to subdue their more svelte charges in a risible comic fashion worthy of the 3 stooges if they were all Curlys).

Early Winner of the 2012 Darwin Awards?

March 6, 2012

Sorry, but there is no need to promulgate more and more laws to protect idiots. Short of criminalizing stupidity, people like this poor girl will continue to get themselves killed, with the upside that they will never pass along their genes.
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Adventures in Web Design

March 5, 2012

I currently hold a salaried position as a webmaster/web designer, but I occasionally still take on free-lance jobs, mostly as a favor, but also when the client offers me a really lucrative deal based on the time needed to create the project. Most of these utilize my years of expertise rather than time-consuming grunt work. I make a good living now and I don’t really seek new work, but if something really advantageous comes along, I’m open to listen.

Which brings me to an unsolicited email I got today from someone who claims he was referred by one of my old clients:

3:37 PM (50 minutes ago)
to dw

I have a party who wishes to set up an active mineral and water dowsing website. He is a professional dowser, has written two books on the subject and has given many presentations on the subject.. He would start working this Spring assuming the new website garnered clients. He is very established in the business but desires a modern active website with a view towards clients in the Western and Central US. I estimate that the business, an LLC to be established, will not have income until August or September.

Are you, Mr. Web Designer/ Webmaster willing to take on the full responsibilities of design, implementation, along with site ranking management and wait until the Fall to get paid by the LLC?

My answer:

3:57 PM (30 minutes ago)
to rob
Tell your “party” to hold his dowser over this email and see which is my answer:

NO                            NO

Another Crackhead bites the dust

February 12, 2012

Whitney and Winehouse a few months apart– I’m always sickened by the fact that millions of singers and musicians who are much more talented, disciplined and worthy never make it, while terrible people like Houston and Winehouse get it all handed to them on a silver platter, fame, wealth and stardom, and they piss it away basically because they can’t handle having all the money in the world with which to party.

It reminds me of the PBS special about cocaine where the monkey will keep pushing the button and doing more and more cocaine until it dies. RIP Whitney (Rest In Pipe)

I’ll remember her with a crackpipe in her mouth, or butchering the Nat’l Anthem by changing the melody and chord pattern (hey, she’s just improving on the original, and she’s a star, after all!).

I’m a firm believer in Karma, and while good people get diseases and are involved in accidents, most of the people who OD are bad people who deserve it. They caused a great deal of heartache, harm and pain to others in their life and nothing so becomes them in this world like the leaving of it.

Remaining members of Queen crap on Mercury’s memory once again.

February 4, 2012

Hilarious: lambert was asked when he was on AI, and he turned it down because he thought his solo career was assured. When his album crashed and burned and his career hit a dead end, he accepts.

No wonder John Deacon refuses to speak to May and Taylor.
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Thomas Friedman wants Castro to pick the GOP nominee, as he did the democrat in ’08

January 29, 2012

heh, friedman continues his quest to be the stupidest pundit in the world. Both the left and right deride him as a simpleton, but that doesn’t mean he’s centrist or neutral, it just means he has no coherent point of view and edifies no one. I’d be worried if Castro DID approve of the Republican candidates. btw, tom, can you point me to a candidate Fidel _would_ approve? Oh yeah, barack obama. And proving castro is a lot more astute than friedman, obama has lived up to castro’s hopes, damaging the United States as much as the limits of the executive branch will allow, and breaking precedent and law to go even further. castro never let a little thing like ‘constitutions’ and ‘laws’ limit his ability to grab power, force his will on his country at the expense of liberty, and further his party and minions at the expense of the rest of the country. obama is a true disciple of castro, no wonder fidel hearts barry and hates Gingrich.

Shorter Bigot Bob Krumm: Italians will knock your gramma down to steal a meatball, that’s why they drowned

January 17, 2012

Disgusting bigot Bob Krumm has the entire Italian liner disaster figured out: see, he’s been skiing with Italians, and they aren’t like the rest of us, nor the more civilized Germans (the damn Italians couldn’t have even kept the trains to the gas chambers running on time without the German sense of order to guide them!). They knock people down, they drive on the wrong side of the road, they are uncivilized, crude, ignorant, rude, stupid and just below the level of humanity Bob Krumm expects to find on the slopes.

So naturally, they just pushed everyone aside and ran to the front of the line. Despite any actual evidence of this, he knows it because, hey, that’s just how Italians are.

I’ve seen an advance copy of bigot Bob Krumm‘s next column:

The Biafra famine was caused because it’s well-known black people will knock you down for a piece of fried chicken, they have no sense of order (as the admired Germans do) and they just caper around like baboons with no sense of order. So it’s no wonder they starved, and by the way, they probably deserved it, signed Bob Krumm.

Here’s an actual quote. This is kind of bigotry and sneering at entire populations of which Ron Paul and David Duke would be proud:

Italians, especially southern Italians, do not respect this concept on the slopes. Those already ahead of them when they arrive at the lift are an obstacle to be overcome, not to be waited out. Pushing, elbows, and skiing across the top of your own skis are all permitted according to Italian rules.

Spaniards are like this too. French are far more Italian than they are German. And Greeks? Well, I can’t say, because I don’t think I’ve ever seen any Greeks skiing–probably because they can’t afford to.

He’s never been around poor people, and frankly, they disgust him, so that’s a good thing. Certainly, you wouldn’t want to see any Wops, Spics or other greasers on the slopes, they just muddy up the snow, don’t you know.

Bob Krumm is a revolting, crass bigot. His commenters are a reflection of his hate and insults.

Another victim of success

November 1, 2011

from Gatway Pundit

If I had to guess, I’d say that the more lucrative panhandling and easier procuring of drugs due to his many new fans and hangers-on probably killed the guy. Where-as before, his poverty kept his drug addiction down to a manageable and non-lethal level, the notoriety he gained by being a very vocal and extroverted crazy in a sea of crazy gained him just enough money or free drugs for him to kill himself. Notwithstanding the scold above who berates us to have compassion for this guy, what we see here is Darwinism in action. The world is better off if this guy’s genes are not propagated. The world doesn’t really need “Son of Street-Poet” crazy, we’re all stocked up here.