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Theolonius Monk’s advice for musicians (and life)

March 7, 2012

From Lists of Note, the Monk’s list of advice, mostly for musicians and playing live, but most of these could be extrapolated for any situation and living life itself.

This is my own transcription, there’s one on the site but it’s all caps and I read some of it differently. I don’t think he MEANT it all in caps, it was just an easy way to print. Also, he underlines many words for emphasis.

I especially like the last one. I wonder who “they” were?

Monk’s Advice (1966)
Just because you’re not a _drummer_, doesn’t mean that you don’t have to _keep time_.

Pat your foot + sing the melody in your head when you play.

Stop playing all those wierd [sic] notes, play the _melody_!

Make the drummer sound _good_.

Discrimination is important.

You’ve got to dig it to _dig_ it, you dig?

All reet!

Always know… (monk V)
It must be always _night_, otherwise they wouldn’t need the _lights_.

Let’s _lift the bandstand_!!

Avoid the _hecklers_.

Don’t play the _piano part_, I’m playing that. Don’t listen to _me_, I’m supposed to be accompanying _you_!

The _inside_ of the tune (the bridge) is the part that makes the _outside_ sound good.

Don’t play _everything_ (or everytime); let some things _go by_. Some music [is] just _imagined_. What you _don’t_ play can be more important than what you _do_ play.

A note can be small as a pin or as big as the world, it depends on your _imagination_.

Stay in _shape_! Sometimes a musician waits for a gig, + when it comes, he’s out of shape + can’t make it.

When you’re _swinging_, wing some _more_!

(what should we wear tonight?) _Sharp as possible_!

Always leave them wanting _more_.

Don’t sound _anybody_ for a gig, just be _on the scene_. Those pieces were written so as to have something to play, + to get cats _interested_ enough to come to _rehearsal_.

You’ve got it! If you don’t want to play, tell a joke or dance, but in any case, _you got it_! (to a drummer who didn’t want to solo).

Whatever you think _can’t_ be done, somebody will come along + _do it_. A genius is the one who is _most like himself_.

They tried to get me to hate white people, but someone would always come along + spoil it.


Now that’s some fucken blogging!

March 7, 2012

Bill Quick has been blogging almost as long as we have (’95, but we didn’t call it blogging then, we just posted stuff every day or so) but he is one of the best:

there must be some conservatives out there who aren’t gutless pussies looking to lick the balls of the left in search of votes and approval

Andrew Breitbart: a great man, a great loss

March 3, 2012

When I first saw the news of Andrew Breitbart’s death, upon opening my folder of “re-check all day” blogs and clicking the Big Journalism tab, I thought I misread it. Then, I thought maybe it was one of Mr. Breitbart’s jests, but my heart fell, knowing this would be much too serious a matter about which to joke, with a wife and young children involved.

Drudge didn’t have it right away, but other blogs did, and it began to sink in, and I felt an emptiness in the pit of my stomach. I knew immediately a great presence and leader had been taken from us, and the vicissitudes of the campaign season would be less easy to handle without Andrew to fight on our side.

Truly, a great and shining sword for the cause of conservatism in popular culture, the internet and social media has been forever sheathed.

Old Russian saying

March 2, 2012

“The truth is that the State is a conspiracy designed not only to exploit, but above all to corrupt its citizens.”

An old Russian (pre-Soviet) said it. It’s truer today, and in the USA more than anywhere.

Obscure old comedy record reference of the day

February 9, 2012

“Bristol University glaciologist Prof Jonathan Bamber,”

At last, someone who would be unable to truthfully sing “I Like Traffic Lights”– for any of you Monty Python fans out there, you’ll know what I mean (without clicking the link!) 😉